I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. I stood in the short line.


Just in front of me was an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated.

She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.

Today I get hunat eighty??

Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,"Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"

Spank that naughty monkey Mandy!