a little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles over the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:"DDDDoooo yyyooouuu hhhaaavvveee ddddiiillldddooosss?"
The clerk, politly trying not to burst out laughing, replies:"Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old lady then asks:"Ddddooo yyyooouuu ccccaaarrryyy aaaa pppiiinnnkkk ooonnneee, tttteeennn iiinnnccchhheeesss lllooonnnggg aaannnddd aaaabbboooouuuuutttt ttttwwwooo..ttwwoo.. iiinnnccchhhheeeesss tttthhhiiiicccckjkkk aaaannnndddd rrrruuunnnnsssss bbbbyyy bbbaaatttttteeeerrrriiiieeeesssss?
The clerk responds: "yes we do".
She asks: "Ddddoooo yyyyooouuuu kkkknnnnooooowwww hhhhooowwwwww tttttttooooo ttttuuuurrrrrnnnnn tttthhheeee bbbbaaasssttaarrdd ooooofffff?"

that is older than me