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| Topic: Let's write a group story | |
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As funny and off the wall as you can imagine. Add a sentence and let's see what we can come up with.
It was 7:00 in the morning, and I was just waking up. |
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I decided to have some coffee.
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with a local hooker
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I walked into the kitchen and, rubbing the sleep from my eyes, noticed that someone had stolen my coffee pot.
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she had no teeth
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chapter 2
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and hairy legs
 but why did she... |
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steal all the condoms from the bathroom?
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She filled the condoms with koolaid to put in the freezer
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planning to use them later...when he passed out from all the Bailey's he put in the coffee
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She didn't wake him just put a sign on the corner...
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Edited by
elsathebloody
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Mon 07/07/08 12:52 PM
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HE cried in his sleep "Is this how you make a man feel welcome?! By giving him crabs?! " But it was only a dream.
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when I awoke, i found it was worse than crabs...it was super crabs
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the deadliest catch
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Super crabs with lots of scabs
my doctor used some acetate She told me not to pull too hard if I feel I need to masturbate She said to use truncated stokes and hope it doesn't swell She said it works for lots of folks but sometimes feels like hell I tried to take her medicine and use the tiny stokes but it was all to no avail it must have been a hoax |
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I grabbed a machete and went to look for her
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but he remembered the frozen condom treats in the frig
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A frozen condom in her crotch
her undulations up a notch S1owhand sings his sultry blues and offers her some booze Her fervor softens all the ice it's a self-indulgent sacrifice S1owhand howls in cyclic chant She screams with "O's" in a fervid rant The thaw has come and vanquished her her kitty cat is now a purr the icy stick spits sticky goo that oozes from her fur |
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