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| Topic: A 40 yr old man's love life | |
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits. |
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I think thats funny.
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Same story here, but I like medium boobs.
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I post this alot..but what is big?? One mans big is another mans medium/small etc...
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Dogoneit,just want it all!!
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Same story here, but I like medium boobs. You won't like me then. 
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Same story here, but I like medium boobs. You won't like me then. Wait, no, um, I ah.... I like......ah.... yeah....I not sure, well I......... |
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I have heard; "more than a mouthful is wasted."
Thank God, for the big mouth he gave me.   
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im laughing...but im not sure if its a joke... |
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Same story here, but I like medium boobs. You won't like me then. Wait, no, um, I ah.... I like......ah.... yeah....I not sure, well I......... Cat got your tongue, there? 
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Same story here, but I like medium boobs. You won't like me then. Wait, no, um, I ah.... I like......ah.... yeah....I not sure, well I......... Cat got your tongue, there? Yes thats it a cat came into my house, and uh made me type that. I am sure I would like them very much. 
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Edited by
Winx
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Sat 07/05/08 11:36 PM
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Same story here, but I like medium boobs. You won't like me then. Wait, no, um, I ah.... I like......ah.... yeah....I not sure, well I......... Cat got your tongue, there? Yes thats it a cat came into my house, and uh made me type that. I am sure I would like them very much. And that's the story that you're sticking to, right? Ummm....who's them, btw? |
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The ones I supposedly "wouldn't like".
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits. 
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The ones I supposedly "wouldn't like".
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