A Japanese doctor said,"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,put it in another,and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said,"That's nothing,we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another,and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor said,"In my country,medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person,put it another,and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
A Texas doctor said,"You guys are way behind.We took a man with no brains out of Texas,put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.

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