YOU MUST PLAY!
OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BED
WITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU!
THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE
IS TO PICK THE CONDOM THAT
REPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE!
OH BY THE WAY,
DO NOT IGNORE THIS
BECAUSE IF YOU DO
HE WILL COME AT THE TIME 2:16
AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU!


Clear Condom:
Just broke up with someone or they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for them


blue condom
Single, Looking For the right Someone,
But Hating Being Single!

Orange Condom:
Taken And About To Break Up

Pink Condom:
Single

Red condom:
Taken & completely happy with the person.

Purple Condom:
Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship


Trojan Condom:
Like someone who doesn't like you back

Tye-dye Condom:
Just taken.

GREEN CONDOM:
Broke up with someone but are still hanging on

BLACK CONDOM:
Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back
or not

Teal Condom:
Like someone who likes you back
but not going out yet


BROKEN CONDOM: Either she's pregnant or has one of my filthy STD's


Peach condom:
bored so just **** em and leave em, cuz thats more funnnn<3


NO CONDOM:
You're tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if
a man appears by my bed with a knife, ill shoot the mutha ****er & watch
that asshole bleed to death

I honestly do not know what to think of this

me either its a joke ok a bad joke!

a very bad joke sorry!!!!!!!!!1