A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” the doctor observed.

To the 1st mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He looks to the 2nd mother, “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.” He looks to the 3rd mother. “Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”

At this point, the 4th mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and says… “Come on, d**k, we’re leaving!