A man and his ever-nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
"you can have her shipped home for $5,000, or we can bury her here, in
the holy land, for $150." The man thought about it and told the
undertaker he would like her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only
spend only $150."

The husband replied,"Long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and
three days later rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

That was really funny, it really made me smile.

That was really funny especially when you just had the same naggin wife.