Dear diary.......I sometimes wonder about Hanz oont franz........

and I wonder.......if they are still PUMPING IT UP???

I'm on bluetooth but I'm busy watchin my drivin. I'm drivin through downtown cedar rapids iowa where the 500 year floods were last week. Downtown is a disaster area and the smell is noxious. And they are busy resurfacing interstate 380 south out of town.

That was classic! We are here to pump you up!

That was classic! We are here to pump you up! Flex! Flex! Flex!

I loved hanz oont Franz!!! Ive used that screen name before on different sites!!!

Everybody loves Hanz oont Franz!!!

hmmmmmmmm I used to go into a chat room as hanz oont franz.......sashaying.......asking people if they liked our new yellow rain coats!!

or our new yellow speedos!!!!

hey, biker your only a couple of hour's from me right now !

Very funny. The oooh ooohs and the pointing was funny.

Dear diary......I used to be a terrible troll on the internet and terrorize chat rooms........I thought it was funny!!!

purple ,

NOW


IM




HERE




TO







TERRORIZE








YOU!!!

give it your best shot !

lol Im doing a pretty good job I thought!!!! At least Im not singing " I got you babe" all the time!!!

Funny......ppl from the websites I terrorized are contacting me on facebook.......they miss me!!!

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

He came to town like a midwinter storm
he rode through the fields so handsome and strong
his eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
but all he had come for was having some fun

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men cause of cotton-eye joe

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

(solo)

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men cause of cotton-eye joe

(solo)

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

(solo)

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

(solo)

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe

from hell !