The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a respond
when someone says; "You don't know Jack Schitt"
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt the owner of Needeep N. ****t Inc.
They had one son Jack.
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced four children
named Dip Schitt,Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt However
,after being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and since her kids were living
with her, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as
Noe Schitt - Sherlock .
Two of Noe's four children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were
unseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Shcitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens had
4 children named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, and Bull.
Bull left home to tour the world and returned with his new Italian
bride, Pisa Schitt
So, now when someone says; "You don't know Jack Schitt, you can
correct them.
This family history was recorded by: CROCK O. SCHITT

That was good.

funny

Finally a genealogy tree full of Schitts.