A couple with their young son, Little Johnny, decided to spend a day at
a nude beach. After an hour in the sun, the father went for a walk
while Little Johnny played in the water.

After a while Little Johnny came up to his mother and said, "Mommy, I
saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mother said, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So Little Johnny went back to play. Minutes later Little Johnny
returned and said, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than
daddy's.

The mother said the same thing, "The bigger they are, the dumber they
are."

So the boy went back to play. Several minutes later Little Johnny ran
back to his mother and said,"Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the
dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"

LOL

where do you get these? LOL

that was great

lol