Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what
are those things on your chest?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells
Johnny to ask his at dad breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter
would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same
question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why
Johnny,those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and
she'll float to heaven."

Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work a few hours early.
Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's
dying!"

His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?"

"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, "Oh
God, I'm coming!"

lol man you come up with some funny jokes

another great one

awesome!