A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the
word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My
family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was
fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to Graceland and I
was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to
use the word fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she
had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was
no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Little Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a shirt with ten buttons, but
her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher cried.

man those are to funny

u cant beat little johnny if u know the one where him and his dad go to
the horse auction u should post that