Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson
about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a
glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the
professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the
water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.

He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain
for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what
lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and
you won't get worms!"

THAT WAS FUNNY