wal-mart was hiring for a new greeter. after looking through a stack of
applications the manager narrowed it down to four possible canidates.
at the interview the four meet in a room with the manager. the manager
asks one question, "what is sthe fastest thing you know?" The first
canidate says a thought. it comes to you and then leaves without you
ever knowing it was going to happen. very good says the manager. the
second canidate respons with a blink of the eye. its so quick u can do
it and never know u did. another good answer says the manager. the
third canidate says well, at my dads ranch there is a light switch by
the bk door and when u turn it on a light in the barn turns on way over
yander. impressive says sthe manager sure that he hasd found the one he
was looking for. finnaly it was old bubbas turn. ater giving it some
thought old bubba finnaly says diarreah. puzzeled and a little grossed
out the manager says what. bubba explains that the day before he had
had the runs and before he could think,blink or turn on the light he had
already **** his pants. bubba is now the new greeter at wal-mart

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