How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

I kinda sorta thought you women would see it that way

Are you deliberately trying NOT to attract women?

You are so not going to get any now.

Ok guys where are you at? Don't leave me here alone with these pissed off women !

I totally agree with the ladies.. What, MBD, did you think I was stoopid or something???

WAY TO BE BRAVE IN THE FACE OF DANGER

The truth doesn't hurt or set you free....
The Truth makes you laugh.

Most of them are applicable.

This meeting of "No Ma'am" is hereby called to order. I am Al Bundy and I will be your moderator. (place misogynistic emoticon here)

Did I mention I have no plans for sex in the foreseeable future?

Oh boy , you've done it now MBD

Now you know why I am stalking you. I forgot to mention I have an axe.

Awwww...let MBD have his fun now...cause he won't likely be getting any later.

i like the last one.

Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.







confidence is sexy!!! right girls???