These two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never
have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they
decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never
look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a trader`s store
and told him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year."
The trader got the gear together and on top of each one`s supplies he
laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
The guys asked "What`s that board for?" The trader said, "Well, where
you`re going there are no women and you might need this." They said, "No
way! We`ve sworn off women for life!" The trader said, "Well. take the
boards with you, and if you don`t use them I`ll refund your money next
year. "Okay," they said and left. The next year this guy came into the
trader`s store and said "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one
year." The trader said "Weren`t you in here last year with a partner?"
"Yeah" said the guy. "Where is he?" asked the trader. "I killed him"
said the guy. Shocked, the trader asks "Why?" To which the guy replies,
"I caught him in bed with my board!"

LMAO