I went to the bar and ordered a drink, a young lady sat down next to me. After she ordered her drink she turned to and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," I replied.

After a short while I asked her what she was. "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," said the young woman.

A short while later she left and I ordered
another drink. A couple sat down next to me and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

an i was told that men can't be lesbians