A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he

> realizes it's a gay bar.

> >

> > But what the heck, he says to himself, 'I can

> really use a drink.

> > '

> > When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,

> 'What's the name of

> > your wee wee?'

> >

> > The cowboy says, 'Look, I'm not into any of

> that, all I want is a drink.

> > '

> > The gay waiter says, 'I'm sorry but I

> can't serve you until you tell me

> > the

> > name of your wee wee.

> >

> > Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan

> 'Just

> > Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar

> calls his Snickers,

> > because

> > it really 'Satisfies.

> > '

> > The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells

> him he will give him a

> > second to think it over.

> >

> > So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is

> sipping on a beer,

> > 'Hey bud, what's the name of yours?' The

> man looks back and says with a

> > smile 'Timex,' and the thirsty cowboy asks,

> 'Why Timex?' The fella proudly

> > replies, 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps

> on tickin!'

> >

> > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his

> right, who happen

> > to

> > be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, 'So, what

> do you guys call yours?'

> > The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,

> 'FORD, because Quality is

> > Job One.

> >

> > ' Then he adds, 'Have you driven a Ford

> lately?'

> > The guy next to him then says, 'I call mine CHEVY,

> 'Like A Rock.

> >

> > ' and gives a wink.

> >

> > Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment

> before he comes up

> > with a name. He exclaims, 'The name of my wee wee

> is 'SECRET.

> >

> > ' Now give me a beer.

> > '

> > The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but

> with a puzzled look

> > asked, 'Why Secret?'

> >

> > The cowboy says, 'Because it's STRONG ENOUGH

> FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A

> > WOMAN

LOL

LOL Oh I thought the joke was that you didn't put this in the right category. We have a place for joke threads. (Sorry, I am a mod on another website and I just feel for moderators on this site when people do not make it easier).