A large, muscular guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks,
they agree to go back to his place. As they are kissing in the bedroom,
he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See
that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She smiles.

The man then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says,
referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of
dynamite!"

Finally, he drops his boxers, and after a quick glance, she grabs her
handbag and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in
such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was
afraid you were about to blow!"

ouch

ROFLMFAO. Good one!!!

HA HA HA OH YEA

haha thats good

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lmao hoss i wouldnt run if it were you