On top of a pickle relish jar: I relish the thought of meeting your
buns.

There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a
train!.

life isnt a garden ........ so stop being a hoe.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

"The best man for a job is a woman"-Ares (from Xena Warrior Princess)

A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of as half as
good. Luckily this is not difficult"

"Practice safe eating — always use condiments."

"The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for
my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings."

Lil,, That was cute

hey D!! ((hugs))

(((Hugs))))
Right back at ya