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Topic: Deceitful Encounter
seahawks's photo
Fri 06/27/08 08:03 AM

I would call her husband up and say ..

Dude, me and Captain Kirk have a lot in common. We've both gone where no man has gone before!

How does my d*** taste?

Does she scream like that all the time?

Don't worry she didn't even remember my name. She kept calling me Oh GOD

Isn't it cute the way her toes curl up?

Thank you for the hotel room.


laugh laugh laugh

No1sLove's photo
Fri 06/27/08 08:13 AM
I would not meet someone til I'd talked to them frequently enough that I'm convinced there is no way they could possibly be married. This clears up all doubts and fears...with the exception of the decomposing corpse in a trunk in his attic. surprised shocked scared

buttons's photo
Fri 06/27/08 08:14 AM

:smile: What if you met someone online from another state and you are both really attracted to each other and so you meet for an intimate encounter at a motel but a few days later you find out that the person you met was married and didnt tell you?:smile:

:smile: What would you say ?:smile:
id say naughty naughty mirror!

Citizen_Joe's photo
Fri 06/27/08 08:15 AM

I would not meet someone til I'd talked to them frequently enough that I'm convinced there is no way they could possibly be married. This clears up all doubts and fears...with the exception of the decomposing corpse in a trunk in his attic. surprised shocked scared


How'd you know I had an attic? surprised Into the basement she goes then. slaphead

no photo
Fri 06/27/08 08:17 AM
what would you say??? to whom???

yourself?

the other party?

your God?

your friends?

your mama?

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 06/27/08 08:19 AM

I would not meet someone til I'd talked to them frequently enough that I'm convinced there is no way they could possibly be married. This clears up all doubts and fears...with the exception of the decomposing corpse in a trunk in his attic. surprised shocked scared


laugh laugh you scare me

No1sLove's photo
Fri 06/27/08 08:19 AM


I would not meet someone til I'd talked to them frequently enough that I'm convinced there is no way they could possibly be married. This clears up all doubts and fears...with the exception of the decomposing corpse in a trunk in his attic. surprised shocked scared


How'd you know I had an attic? surprised Into the basement she goes then. slaphead
The freezer in the garage concerns me too. Cause why did we go out for steak, when you have a side a beef in there? spock

no photo
Fri 06/27/08 10:25 AM


Am not even going to touch that one. mad :angry: explode

That is why I usually do a background check on anyone I meet out of state these days.
shocked it happened to you ?shocked

A few "similar" things have happened to me. grumble embarassed frown :angry: mad

no photo
Fri 06/27/08 10:27 AM


Am not even going to touch that one. mad :angry: explode

That is why I usually do a background check on anyone I meet out of state these days.


Don't forget HIV testing, and other STD testing, plus setting up a lie detector test as well. You gotta be careful these days.:wink:

LOL...A background check is IMPERATIVE for any of the kinds of out-of-state males I date. Just sayin'. :wink:

It would be nice to see a hard copy report on the HIV?STD testing, but no one gets those anymore these days.

rush2001's photo
Fri 06/27/08 10:29 AM



I would not meet someone til I'd talked to them frequently enough that I'm convinced there is no way they could possibly be married. This clears up all doubts and fears...with the exception of the decomposing corpse in a trunk in his attic. surprised shocked scared


How'd you know I had an attic? surprised Into the basement she goes then. slaphead
The freezer in the garage concerns me too. Cause why did we go out for steak, when you have a side a beef in there? spock
laugh laugh :banana:

beachbum069's photo
Fri 06/27/08 10:50 AM



Am not even going to touch that one. mad :angry: explode

That is why I usually do a background check on anyone I meet out of state these days.


Don't forget HIV testing, and other STD testing, plus setting up a lie detector test as well. You gotta be careful these days.:wink:

LOL...A background check is IMPERATIVE for any of the kinds of out-of-state males I date. Just sayin'. :wink:

It would be nice to see a hard copy report on the HIV?STD testing, but no one gets those anymore these days.

A clinic now only calls if you have a positive test.

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