A man and his wife live in a row house where all of the houses look
alike. The wife tells the husband that everytime he goes out he returns
to the wrong house and disturbs the neighbors.

To fix the problem the man puts a lantern on his porch to remind him of
his house.

So, like clockwork he goes out and gets plastered. Upon returning home
he sees the lantern and says to himself "Theres my house and there's the
lantern I put on the porch."

Satisfied with himself he walks onto the porch and puts his key in the
door, "I knew it, this my house cause my key works."

Now even more impressed with himself, he enters into the house and goes
to his bedroom. Upon entering he exclaims, "I knew this was my house
cause there is my wife, and there I am in bed with her!"

Me and my hubby espacily likes that one