put your can food in the bottom. remove the freezer door and shove a TV in there. You now have the fanciest food cabinet in town

Lay the fridge on it's back. Remove the doors Fill the bottom with chips and the top with salsa Now invite 4000 of your closest friends over.

If you just want to get rid of it, put it out front. Don't put a sign on it that says "Free refrigerator" because no one will take it. If you put a sign on it that says "Refrigerator 500 dollars" someone will steel it overnight.

Well just for that MBD Guess what???




I STILL have the day off!


I always love your rants. You are always good for a laugh. Thank you.

Well if they didnt post those stupid questions we wouldnt have anything to read

Well if they didnt post those stupid questions we wouldnt have anything to read

Ok people time for another rant. Some people on here, and I understand, believe me, have nothing to say so they ask some of the (I won't say dumbest) weirdest questions like;

My toilet is over flowing what do I do

It's hot in my house what should I do (plug in a fan but fix the toilet first. We don't want shlt hitting the fan now do we)

A stranger emailed me shall I answer the email? (hell if you don't know em then there's a good chance that we don't either)

I'm bored (get nailed) <---I love that one Geez I crack me up Ok moving along now.

I can't pay my electric bill what do I do (well you must have a hamster running around on a wheel if you can be on the computer typing to all of this to us. 4 words.... BIGGER HAMSTER BIGGER WHEEL!)

My ex is so stupid (well I'm sure that didn't happen over night. Do you think they woke up this morning and said "I think I'll do a 1 1/2 full swan dive into a 55 gallon barrel of dumbass? Noooooooo)

My dogs pissed on me (Well line em up and piss on them geez!)


And questions like "Would you have sex with the person above you" Well if I have a person above me it means there on top of me which means I'm more than likely already having sex and it's a bit late to say "PASS"!

Ok people get back to posting I wanted to get that off my chest. Have a great day.

LOL, I want a RANT of my own...

Well, as it happens I actually WOULD come here and post about an overflowing toilet! I mean, clearly I know to grab a mop or old towels but what to do about a problem in the tank with that kit thingee...hell I don't have anyone else to ask, and you mean are fixer-upper types, right?

Can't think of one...LOL


I really want to know if your wife threw you off the boat that day???

im bored

lol no but I was thinking about it the whole time