Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars
living outside this small village. The friars had tried unsuccessfully
to overtake and capture the town, but finally this time, they believed
they had hit upon a foolproof scheme that would allow them to rule the
village. They had, through mad scientist experiments in their floral
shop, come up with a plant that would devour the townspeople one by one
until none were left. They set forth to put their plan into action by
planting the man-eating plants so they encircled the village.

As the plants rapidly grew, they began devouring everything living in
their path. The townspeople grew frightened; who or what would save them
from their eminent doom? Finally, the town's elder remember Hugh, a
woodcutter who lived on the outskirts of town. Frantically, the
townspeople penned a desperate plea for help, tied it to the leg of a
pigeon, and directed the bird toward Hugh's cabin.

Meanwhile, outside of town, Hugh had received the note from the
townspeople, and realizing they were in grave danger, set forth to do
what he needed to do. He honed his mightiest axe to razor-sharpness,
grabbed his hat, and off he went.

Chopping his way through the dense vines, he single-handedly destroyed
the carnivorous plants one by one, until all were destroyed. Then he set
out to rid the village of the evil friars, chasing them out of town. The
town was saved!!! The people rejoiced and knighted Hugh for his brave
and timely efforts to save the village!!!

And the moral of the story is:

Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

Stay back folks he has a Pun and he ain't afraid to use it.

Take cover

LOL Is this like elmer fuds, brothers joke or what