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lol I think it was meant as a joke!!! 
I know Im fabulous!!!!  Of course the wine coolers are talking right now!!1
Throw me a couple...then i might be able to get to sleep...this is how I am stone sober...just with insomnia 
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Im watching my cat play with purple toy thing..........Im not sure if he has a gf yet.........maybe he is a lossssssssssssser too???
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lol.........you people are a riot! How 'bout a date, sexy?  
I dunno, will you be worth the gas!
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Ok, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are all gonna probably be single the rest of your lives. Face it, nobody wants you! You don't look that good and you aren't rich! You live too far from everybody else in the world and you are too short/tall, hairy/bald, skinny/fat, ugly/uglier/ugliest. You couldn't get a mole rat off and you are slower than a sloth! Your hair is the wrong color, your butt is too flat. I bet you even have a hairy back! No smokers-No drinkers allowed. You got a DOG? Forget it pal! I am just trying to get you to face the reality of the situation. I am your only friend on here. Everyone else is a loser too! None of you will make it! You are a pitiful LOT! I mean I can't believe the nerve of some of you to even put your ugly mugs on here to gross everybody out! There should be a warning on most! You just need to understand there is no one for you. You were a mistake of nature and now you are here trying to peddle your worthless goods off on everybody else! You are probably cruel, heartless and mean too! I despise you! And so does the rest of the world! No one wants to eat cherrios with you in the morning, no one wants to share their popcorn with you. You look for marriage and the truth is no one would even throw you a bone! I hope you take this as offered. I am just trying to make you realize you really are as datable as anyone else here!
You spelled Cheerios wrong.
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Kitties need sex too!
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Im watching my cat play with purple toy thing..........Im not sure if he has a gf yet.........maybe he is a lossssssssssssser too???
He could be...hope he gets some kitty luv soon 
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Kitties need sex too! my kitty does 
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Ok, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are all gonna probably be single the rest of your lives. Face it, nobody wants you! You don't look that good and you aren't rich! You live too far from everybody else in the world and you are too short/tall, hairy/bald, skinny/fat, ugly/uglier/ugliest. You couldn't get a mole rat off and you are slower than a sloth! Your hair is the wrong color, your butt is too flat. I bet you even have a hairy back! No smokers-No drinkers allowed. You got a DOG? Forget it pal! I am just trying to get you to face the reality of the situation. I am your only friend on here. Everyone else is a loser too! None of you will make it! You are a pitiful LOT! I mean I can't believe the nerve of some of you to even put your ugly mugs on here to gross everybody out! There should be a warning on most! You just need to understand there is no one for you. You were a mistake of nature and now you are here trying to peddle your worthless goods off on everybody else! You are probably cruel, heartless and mean too! I despise you! And so does the rest of the world! No one wants to eat cherrios with you in the morning, no one wants to share their popcorn with you. You look for marriage and the truth is no one would even throw you a bone! I hope you take this as offered. I am just trying to make you realize you really are as datable as anyone else here!
You spelled Cheerios wrong.
critical...some peeps are just too critical to get a date. I mean if ya gonna run a spell check on a chick before you take her out...sheeeeesh furget it! 
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ok THREAD GONE BAD!!! QUIT POSTING RIGHT NOW!!! EVERYONE IS PIZZZZZZZED OFF!!!
NEW THREAD PLEASE!!!
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i KNEW it was a joke but....not everyone has my sense of haha yanno???
sooooooooooo thread gone bad!!
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HA!
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Satire satire satire satire satire Satire satire satire satire satire Satire satire satire satire satire Satire satire satire satire satire Satire satire satire satire satire Satire satire satireSatire satire satire satire satire satire satire Satire satire satire satire
This means you people LAUGH not start a posse to hunt me down like a animal and hung me  satire
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 Yeah, haven't we all heard one or more of those before from ex husbands/wives. LOL That's why we are single, still the bomb, and full of life. We just got rid of the negative baggage. 
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did someone had too much to drink recently?
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Shame on you angel, you really know how to get a crowd going  
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Shame on you angel, you really know how to get a crowd going
HECK, I just couldn't sleep and thought I would come on here and tell everybody that they were just GREAT as they are and VERY datable, but I chose to say it in a more creative and satirical way...now everybody hates me  And thinks im drunk and funny thang is all of this happened here stone sober  WTF But , even so...I am laughing here and thinking...maybe they are being satirical back HA!
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or maybe not
 ...just felt an icy chill down my spine....
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Yeah, haven't we all heard one or more of those before from ex husbands/wives. LOL That's why we are single, still the bomb, and full of life. We just got rid of the negative baggage.
AWESOME!
GREAT POINT!!!
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Edited by
Max_Darkling
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Thu 06/26/08 02:40 AM
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Yes it is all true, but still I have to try
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