I was just on the phone with a buddy of mine telling him a really bad bad joke and just before I got to the punchline my secretary walks in and says "your intercom is keyed up" weeeeew that could have been bad.

give her a raise...she clearly has your back

You're lucky she told you, after your mean hair cut remark yesterday.

lol your right and it was the same one

The force was with you !

That reminds me of a video I seen;
The young man walks the young woman to the door after a date. The man leans against the wall. She turns to him and he says "So......how about a B.J." Her eyes get big and she says "are you crazy! If my dad wakes up he would kill you" He says "Come on please" She says "no way he would flip out" the guy says "come on I love you please" The the porch light comes on and the womans younger sister opens the door and says "Dad says go ahead and give him a BJ or I could give him a BJ or if need be he'll come down and give him a BJ but for gods sake please stop leaning against the intercom" hahahaha

that is worse than the story of the flying teeth
Email me and I will send you the script I know the feeling I would feel that I wished earth could swallow me sorry dude embarrassing or what

BTW, how's your head this morning - from the crash yesterday?

DUDE STRIKES AGAIN!!!

like my grits....a little lumpy

nice new pic btw

But is that abnormal?

are you saying my head is supposed to be lumpy or my grits?

Just a question man, I know nothing about your lumps

lol so your "lumpless" I mean clueless?

Both - thanks for pointing that out