I was driving in a car at a constant speed. On my left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level I was traveling on), and on my right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed . In front of me is a galloping horse, which is the same size as my car and I cannot overtake it. Behind me is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as me. So what did I do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
I got me drunk-ass off that merry-go-round thats what I did.

So...have you apologized to your secretary yet?

Or was it that you fell off of it
Get another ice bag.

we are friends again and yes I really did

Too cute!

hmm never seen a fire engine on a merry go round ...


This is how I heard it:


You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

But you can open the passenger door and trip them long legged, twig legged ostriches and the lion will stop to eat em and then you can get over. See there. I'm so full of logic.

Oopppsiee.......correct that, riding a white horse huh....that's easy stick your leg out and trip them dang ostriches.