dEAR DIARY....I GOT into a confrontation with another nurse tonight..... How do I take this mad feeling away???? btw.......SHE STARTED IT!!!

I need some OHMMMMMMMMMMMMMS and maybe 6 wine coolers~~~!

wow......I already drank 1/2 of one already!

here

what are those?? 2 plates drinking???

<-----even better!!!

Fine!!! I will go on mingle........single mingle makes me not tingle blablablaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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I feel like Im in kindergarden........pc for kindergardeners!!!

Dear diary. I went to the bar tonite when I got home. The **** bartender was wasted. After sitting 20 minutes she finally staggered down. I ordered a shot. She put a dirty shot glass on the bar- looked like it had milk in it. Before she could pour the shot I grabbed the glass and said "What's this?" she replied "Its your skanky moms cooter juice!" I said "You don't know my mom very well you skank whore. She's a pillar of the community. Retired, wealthy, volunteers, does charity work. Unlike your whore of a mom who has been in the bars every night drunk for 25 years. Oh where is she? There she is- three barstools down!"

That's unreal!!! Ive been in some rough bars before but not where the bartender was sooooooo messed up like that!!!

The bar got quiet. I said "f*ck all of you!!!" and walked out with the middle fingers on each hand extended in salute.

Dear diary.....get drunk at home!!! Its cheaper and the glasses are clean!!!

(((( Gypsy ))))

The owner is a biker freind of mine. Wait till I tell him this. And that I will never spend another penny in his bar- or none of my biker freinds. Ouch.

heya sharp!!!

Not until that bartender is fired!!!

Dear diary.....tell me what kind of job I can get that pays alot of money but I dont have to deal with biotches???? TELL ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

<---CRANKS UP THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS.....BREAKING THE GIRL!!!