I AM (or will be)

OH, will you all just STFU !!


My day starts with me finding out I have a flat tire. No biggie. Pull the spare from the trunk, and changed it. I go off to run some errands, hoping that my stimulus check has finally gotten here. NOPE. Again,no biggie. I run some errands, and then realize I forgot my checkbook. Heading home, my motor blew. KABOOM !! I pull over, and get on the ground to look if it was leaking oil. NOPE, too easy. A rod is protruding from the oilpan. BIGGIE. I push my car about 2 blocks to a shop,and this bozo says to me.. "I know why it blew, there's no oil". HEY, IDIOT. It's all on the ground about 2 blocks from here.One nice big 5 quart puddle of it.

Hope my day gets better, cuz from what I see, it can't get worse..