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Topic: Lines to Make You Smile
Redshirt Joined Tue 02/26/08 Posts: 2109	Mon 06/23/08 08:31 PM
Procrastinate Now! Na' think I'll get around to it later.

Redshirt Joined Tue 02/26/08 Posts: 2109	Mon 06/23/08 08:32 PM
Winx, Do you feel lonely? Your voices are talking to me. No we aren't. Yes you are. Roses are red Violets are blue Im schizophrenic And so am I Tin foil around the head works. Ask Winx she is putting some on now so her computer will stop talking to her.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 08:43 PM
Winx, Do you feel lonely? Your voices are talking to me. No we aren't. Yes you are. Somebody told you my secret.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 08:44 PM
good stuff, winx!! Thanks, Bry.

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Mon 06/23/08 08:49 PM
I love it (((Winx)))!

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 09:00 PM
Thats hilarious Thanks, Mirror.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 09:01 PM
My faves: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Procrastinate Now! The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. Those are good. I like, "Ever stop to think and forget to start again."

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 09:22 PM
Funny. 3 chuckles on the laugh of meter Why, thank you, Mr. Michiganman.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 09:23 PM
I have to call from my car. The phone booth was occupied by a super hero.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Mon 06/23/08 09:30 PM
I have actually met people that wear tin foil hats to stop the voices. Meds work better though. Myself, I listen because they forget I am there and then I get to hear the good stuff.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 09:43 PM
Procrastinate Now! Na' think I'll get around to it later.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 09:44 PM
Winx, Do you feel lonely? Your voices are talking to me. No we aren't. Yes you are. Roses are red Violets are blue Im schizophrenic And so am I

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 09:45 PM
Thanks Winx - you gave me something to smile about...religous differences, I'll have to remember that.... Thanks, Wyatt.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 10:34 PM
Winx, Do you feel lonely? Your voices are talking to me. No we aren't. Yes you are. Roses are red Violets are blue Im schizophrenic And so am I Tin foil around the head works. Ask Winx she is putting some on now so her computer will stop talking to her. I only did it because your computer was putting thoughts into my head.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 10:35 PM
I love it (((Winx)))! Thank you, (((Love))).

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 10:36 PM
I have actually met people that wear tin foil hats to stop the voices. Meds work better though. Myself, I listen because they forget I am there and then I get to hear the good stuff. You're too funny, Michiganman. That's good.

Redshirt Joined Tue 02/26/08 Posts: 2109	Mon 06/23/08 11:00 PM
Winx, Do you feel lonely? Your voices are talking to me. No we aren't. Yes you are. Roses are red Violets are blue Im schizophrenic And so am I Tin foil around the head works. Ask Winx she is putting some on now so her computer will stop talking to her. I only did it because your computer was putting thoughts into my head. You only thought it was my computer. Hey who took half of my TP??????

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 06/23/08 11:14 PM
Winx, Do you feel lonely? Your voices are talking to me. No we aren't. Yes you are. Roses are red Violets are blue Im schizophrenic And so am I Tin foil around the head works. Ask Winx she is putting some on now so her computer will stop talking to her. I only did it because your computer was putting thoughts into my head. You only thought it was my computer. Hey who took half of my TP??????