Yesterday me and some of my buddies got on my boat and cruised down the intracoastal waterway. After several miles and many beers later we see a boat anchored in the water and a woman standing beside the boat wearing a bikini and it looked like she was washing the boat. As we got closer one of the guys say "Hey she's topless!" As we get closer sure enough she has no top. Then we get closer and she turns around to wave at us. SHE has a hairy chest and SHE has a mustache! So SHE turns out to be a HE! Wearing a Speedo that was so damn short it looked just like a string bikini bottom. After several minutes of silence one of the guys look at the rest of us and say "this is our secret right?" in which we all said "hell yeah" and "damn right" and "you know it". Then after several more long minutes of silence one of them says "lets go back and shoot that son of a bltch for false advertisement"

Hmmmmmm. So you dudes got all hot and excited about another dude?

Shame shame.....

hahaaaaaaaaaaa reminds me of the time I was in a nightclub.....and I watched this guy go bananas over this "girl" with long blonde hair!!! He gets up to her....taps her on the shoulder and "he" turns around!!!

Was there an air-horn involved?

no but I had my finger on the button!!!

lmao,,,,,i can't say a word about this,,,,,,,wait yes i can,,,,,,,,,god luck guys,let me know where yall do yalls fishing,,i promis i will stay clear

Ya'll didn't put on you speedo's so ya'll could get some attention????

hahahahaha I don't blame ya Joe

Hell if I did have on Speedo's I would have to lift up my gut so you could see it!

well, serves you right for eye balling women!

thankfully you didn't cat call. Oh my the anticipation and then defeat! I know that feeling.

I really want to see litith in a speedo

I can just see them now fighting over who gets a date first!

Been there!

Our secret

Thanks for ruining my day

Hmmmm stinking up the bathroom at work and chasing dudes! What is next with ya?