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Yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! |
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Yo momma so dumb she thinks an erection is when Japanese people vote
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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a vulva is a car made in Sweden
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a vulva is a car made in Sweden  Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes |
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Yo momma so fat it took me 1 train and 3 buses just to get on her good side
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
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yo momma so poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer
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Yo mamma so sickenly poor I walked into her house, asked to use the toilet and she handed me 2 large sticks. I ask what they're for and she said: "Use one to hold up the ceiling...use the other to fight off the cockroaches..."
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Yo momma so poor she can't even afford to pay attention
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