Little Johnny's at it again.....
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> A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started
her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few
seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're
stupid,
Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!"
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> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her
face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,"
said
his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the
matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She
called on him and said,
> "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC,
FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police
station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10
most wanted
criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it
really was
the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives
want
very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep
him when
you took his picture?"
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> Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs
and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are
you doing
that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to
make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny,
looking
worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy want s to buy Mom."
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