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| Topic: Men,Put the toilet set DOWN! | |
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Yer lucky if we even put it up!
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guys, maybe we should start complaing about women who leave the damn seat up....If they can lower it, aren't they also strong enough to raise it?????? What is so difficult about lmastering raising the seat when you are finished, might I ask????? 
Cos the mathematical equation is on our side 
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Yer lucky if we even put it up! Just let my ass drop in the cold water one morning or let me sit in piss and see how I handle a stubborn man 
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just take the damn , seat off ! promblem solved ,
 
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math equations cant predict when you gotta pee... |
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Hunnie.......while yer up gettin me that samitch....could ya bring me a beer.........oh and put the toilert seat down on yer way back......I left it up when I was a peein........inadvertantly.........
 
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just take the damn , seat off ! promblem solved ,
take the seat off your bike |
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just take the damn , seat off ! promblem solved ,
'til you go to poop
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git er done |
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just take the damn , seat off ! promblem solved ,
'til you go to poop
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im not cleaning the crap of the side of the toilet, better leave the seat on...
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Ok, this is an old debate that I still cannot believe is open, as it can easily be solved with mathematics. male & Female = 2 sexes (you with me so far?) Female= Pee (down) Poop (down) = seat down whole time. (still wiff me???) Male= Pee (up) Poop (down) =seat up 1/2 time, seat down 1/2 time. (I hadn't lost you yet have I???) Both sexes = seat down 3/4 of time! (3/4 > 1/4 ) GET IT!
honestly I think we are too harsh on guys .. why should we expect them to put it down when we won't leave it up
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just take the damn , seat off ! promblem solved ,
'til you go to poop
If I gotta do that, your toothbrush will make my dogs teeth so nice and purdy 
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Ok, this is an old debate that I still cannot believe is open, as it can easily be solved with mathematics. male & Female = 2 sexes (you with me so far?) Female= Pee (down) Poop (down) = seat down whole time. (still wiff me???) Male= Pee (up) Poop (down) =seat up 1/2 time, seat down 1/2 time. (I hadn't lost you yet have I???) Both sexes = seat down 3/4 of time! (3/4 > 1/4 ) GET IT!
honestly I think we are too harsh on guys .. why should we expect them to put it down when we won't leave it up
Because the math says so
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oversea's ....they got them peein toilets....dem bodets
are those ...urapeein terlets?????????????/ |
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just take the damn , seat off ! promblem solved ,
'til you go to poop
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F@ck that! I'll just piss on the nearest plant! You better not have a wreath hangin nearby!!!
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Ok, some of you just either aren't getting the math or are just totally ignoring it...LOL 3/4's of the time the seat needs to be in the down position for BOTH sexes...so, the seat should be kept in the position that it is most often needed. Women NEVER need it up...so why should we have to touch a dirty toilet seat before we do our business?
This is not a big issue with me...but the math is correct! So, don't ignore it LOL
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just take the damn , seat off ! promblem solved ,
'til you go to poop
If I gotta do that, your toothbrush will make my dogs teeth so nice and purdy
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also your math is way off
let me google it
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