Lets ask the magic 8 ball!!!

it would know better then I

oh wow!!! I have a new pet...........























MOTH!!! SHALL I TAKE A PIC OF IT???

AAAA!!! HA HA HAAA!!!
a moth was just attacking my lamp

thats it...........im emailing both of u some crazy ****.............

UPLOADING may take a few minutes!!!!

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man...............ok im out.........i guess u guys have washed ur hands of me

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I’d appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put you hands down my pants and I’ll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up
You’ve had enough of two hand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounce
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca Cola stock you are
incline
To make me rise one hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means “Small Craft
Advisory”
So if I capzise on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine “Tool Time” you'll Lovett just like
Lyle
And then we do it doggy style so we can both watch “X-files”

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

I'd settle for doin it like they do it on * Animal Planet

haha orrrrrrrrrrrrrrr MOTHS R US PLANET!!

OMG!! thats JUST like the moth that was accousting my lamp!!

DEAR DIARY.....I need to figure out the zoooooooom on this camera.........

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things
But you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

man..........i cant read all that gyps........but i love purples pic and not urs......but i do love all u say and talk about............. so lets listen to some soundgarden while i walk down to the liqour store and ill be back and hopefully not kicked off...........cause theyre are other girls who care i think.........

I think everyone got banned!!!

ok buy me some more wine!!!

which thread???

MR. BOJANGLES

I knew a man, Bojangles, and he danced for you
in worn out shoes.
With silver hair, a ragged shirt and baggy pants,
the old soft shoe.
He jumped so high, jumped so high, then he lightly touched down.

I met him in a cell in New Orleans, I was
so down and out.
He looked at me to be the eyes of age,
as he spoke right out.
He talked of life, he talked of life. He laughed, clicked heels instead.

Mister Bojangles
Mister Bojangles
Mister Bojangles,
dance!

He danced for those at minstrel shows and county fairs
throughout the South.
He spoke with tears of fifteen years how his dog and he
traveled about.
His dog up and died, dog up and died, after twentyyears he still grieved.

He said, I dance now at every chance in honky tonks
for drinks and tips.
But most of the time I spend behind these county bars.
He said, I drink a bit.
He shook his head and as he shook his head I heard someone ask, please

Mister Bojangles
Mister Bojangles
Mister Bojangles,
dance!

I dont know, I must have missed it!