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Topic: spiders
willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Fri 06/20/08 07:41 PM
I keep spraying and they keep biting me when I sleep...what can I do? Spiders can "hold their breath" for up to 24 hours, that is why spraying does no good. Get a couple of sticky spider traps and lay them around the walls by your bed, and on your headboard. That will slow them down considerably in a few days

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Fri 06/20/08 07:42 PM
When I was in college i had a guy roomate, and one night I heard the shrillest scream from his room, I thought someone was murdering him. I ran in, and he was laying on his bed as flat as he could, and there was a spider that had webbed down and was hovering above him, I grabbed the web, and went to take it outside, and he begged for me to kill it... We had a big group of friends, and the next day he begged me not to tell them I had to rescue him from a spider smaller than a pencil eraser.. I kinda feel for him tho...if I was just looking up at the ceiling and all of a sudden theres a spider hovering above me, i'd scream too, esp if i just woke up to find myself staring into the freaky eyes of a spider O_O A 5 foot 3 inch 120lb woman had to rescue the 6 foot tall 200lb guy from a pencil eraser...come on now... When he tells the story to this day he claims it was a Yeti...

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Fri 06/20/08 07:42 PM
i was just typing a message to someone on here, and a spider walked across my computer table right in front of me i shouted HELP, and my mom caught it and put it out the window. i hate spiders how about you?? send the spiders my way , there cool they eat flys.!!!!

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Fri 06/20/08 07:44 PM Edited by transientmind on Fri 06/20/08 07:45 PM
When I was in college i had a guy roomate, and one night I heard the shrillest scream from his room, I thought someone was murdering him. I ran in, and he was laying on his bed as flat as he could, and there was a spider that had webbed down and was hovering above him, I grabbed the web, and went to take it outside, and he begged for me to kill it... We had a big group of friends, and the next day he begged me not to tell them I had to rescue him from a spider smaller than a pencil eraser.. I kinda feel for him tho...if I was just looking up at the ceiling and all of a sudden theres a spider hovering above me, i'd scream too, esp if i just woke up to find myself staring into the freaky eyes of a spider O_O Like this?

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Fri 06/20/08 07:44 PM
anybody's skin itching yet?

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Fri 06/20/08 07:46 PM
anybody's skin itching yet?

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Fri 06/20/08 07:47 PM
I keep spraying and they keep biting me when I sleep...what can I do? stop spraying..it's pissing them off and they are biting you in retaliation. LOL, so should I feed them and leave them beer instead? Beer makes them drunk=drunk spiders die off=no spiders. Your call. oh, no, we don't want a bunch of alcoholic spiders to support.

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Fri 06/20/08 08:00 PM
When I was in college i had a guy roomate, and one night I heard the shrillest scream from his room, I thought someone was murdering him. I ran in, and he was laying on his bed as flat as he could, and there was a spider that had webbed down and was hovering above him, I grabbed the web, and went to take it outside, and he begged for me to kill it... We had a big group of friends, and the next day he begged me not to tell them I had to rescue him from a spider smaller than a pencil eraser.. I kinda feel for him tho...if I was just looking up at the ceiling and all of a sudden theres a spider hovering above me, i'd scream too, esp if i just woke up to find myself staring into the freaky eyes of a spider O_O Like this? Yes like that! If i woke up to see that thing on my face i would have a heart attack O_O

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Fri 06/20/08 08:01 PM
When I was in college i had a guy roomate, and one night I heard the shrillest scream from his room, I thought someone was murdering him. I ran in, and he was laying on his bed as flat as he could, and there was a spider that had webbed down and was hovering above him, I grabbed the web, and went to take it outside, and he begged for me to kill it... We had a big group of friends, and the next day he begged me not to tell them I had to rescue him from a spider smaller than a pencil eraser.. I kinda feel for him tho...if I was just looking up at the ceiling and all of a sudden theres a spider hovering above me, i'd scream too, esp if i just woke up to find myself staring into the freaky eyes of a spider O_O Like this? Yes like that! If i woke up to see that thing on my face i would have a heart attack O_O aw heck, they have little mouths and don't eat much. Just show them your open mouth and they'll run right back up their web

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Fri 06/20/08 08:02 PM
When I was in college i had a guy roomate, and one night I heard the shrillest scream from his room, I thought someone was murdering him. I ran in, and he was laying on his bed as flat as he could, and there was a spider that had webbed down and was hovering above him, I grabbed the web, and went to take it outside, and he begged for me to kill it... We had a big group of friends, and the next day he begged me not to tell them I had to rescue him from a spider smaller than a pencil eraser.. I kinda feel for him tho...if I was just looking up at the ceiling and all of a sudden theres a spider hovering above me, i'd scream too, esp if i just woke up to find myself staring into the freaky eyes of a spider O_O A 5 foot 3 inch 120lb woman had to rescue the 6 foot tall 200lb guy from a pencil eraser...come on now... When he tells the story to this day he claims it was a Yeti... What if it was a Yeti, I see them all the time...they follow me...shifty eyes

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Fri 06/20/08 08:06 PM
aw heck, they have little mouths and don't eat much. Just show them your open mouth and they'll run right back up their web But you forget, they can shoot webs out their ass and have a bunch of eyes! I don't want an ass shooting creature anywhere near my face

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Fri 06/20/08 08:12 PM Edited by transientmind on Fri 06/20/08 08:13 PM
aw heck, they have little mouths and don't eat much. Just show them your open mouth and they'll run right back up their web But you forget, they can shoot webs out their ass and have a bunch of eyes! I don't want an ass shooting creature anywhere near my face Hmm, so the green lynx spider spitting venom wouldn't be as cool to you, huh?

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Fri 06/20/08 08:14 PM
[ But you forget, they can shoot webs out their ass and have a bunch of eyes! I don't want an ass shooting creature anywhere near my face reminds me of a girl I once dated

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Fri 06/20/08 08:28 PM
[ But you forget, they can shoot webs out their ass and have a bunch of eyes! I don't want an ass shooting creature anywhere near my face reminds me of a girl I once dated You too?

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Fri 06/20/08 08:30 PM
you dated one of those too weird the things she could shoot outta her butt

Christinacospgs Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 6376	Fri 06/20/08 08:32 PM
you dated one of those too weird the things she could shoot outta her butt

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Fri 06/20/08 08:32 PM Edited by transientmind on Fri 06/20/08 08:33 PM
you dated one of those too weird the things she could shoot outta her butt Just so my most recent ex doesn't wig... I wasn't talking about you, dear.

Tanler Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 1458	Fri 06/20/08 08:38 PM
Has anyone ever eaten frenchfried spiders. Mmmm Good.

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Fri 06/20/08 08:39 PM
you dated one of those too weird the things she could shoot outta her butt Just so my most recent ex doesn't wig... I wasn't talking about you, dear. my last ex could spew the most disgusting things outta her........................mouth

Christinacospgs Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 6376	Fri 06/20/08 08:40 PM
you dated one of those too weird the things she could shoot outta her butt Just so my most recent ex doesn't wig... I wasn't talking about you, dear. my last ex could spew the most disgusting things outta her........................mouth lol, I was gonna go eat something, but I think I'll pass now!