> How's this for a gunshot survivor...
>>
>> Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws >> and
>> while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
>>
>> Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up >> and
>> with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One
>> customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and >> walked
>> over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she >> looked
>> very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she >> had
>> been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for
>> over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car >> because
>> the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her >> head.
>>
>> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough >> on
>> the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
>> heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of >> dough
>> hit her in the back of her head.
>>
>> When she reached back to find out w hat it was, she felt the dough and
>> thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly >> recovered.
>>
>> Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could >> be
>> irrelevant.

This is an old joke!! But, still very FUNNY!!