I am down folks. I am not having a pity party,but somebody say something funny please,I need a laugh

you cant have a kidney

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<i have nothing on under my towel........wanna see

but you can have a heart lol

<<<<<< a wire hanger....LOL

hey get a hooker .
j/k!

you buying

Thats funny.

so theres really nothing under there...

sorry im awful

An elderly couple had been dating each other for 30 years and, at the urging of their friends and family, the finally decided it was time to get married. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings.

So the older couple went out to a nice dinner and had a long conversation about how their marriage is going to work. They discussed living arrangements, finances and other important stuff. Finally, the older gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship.

“How do you feel about sex?” he asked.

“Well,” she said, trying to choose her words carefully, “I’d have to say… I would like it infrequently.”

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked… “Is that one word or two?”

Somehow I doubt it.

not really............my sex change is almost done

Well, at least it's not raining!

what do u say to a one legged hitch hiker

in kk's own words ...yummy

Wow, you can say "A$$" on here???? I did not know!!

I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific. If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll. If I say "Rap" it plays rap. If I say "Love" it plays love songs. Three kids ran out in front of the car and I said "F***ing kids!" And it played Michael Jackson.

I hate Michael jokes

What ? I dunno?