A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of
money. She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to
open a savings account because it's a lot of money. They finally get her
into the presidents office and he asks her how much she would like to
deposit. She says she has $165,000 and then dumps it out of the bag onto
his desk. The president was surprised and of course curious as to how
she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lad says, "I make
bets". The president replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says,
"for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square". "Ha!"
says the president, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of
bet". The old lady says,"So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure,"
says the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The
little old lady says "OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is
it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to
witness?" "Sure" says the president. That night the president got very
nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror
checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again,
thouroughly checking them out until he was sure that there is no way his
balls are square and that he will win the bet. THe next morning at 10 AM
the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the president's office.
She introduces the lawyer to the president and repeats the bet, that
$25,000 says the president's balls are square. The president agrees with
the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop his pants so they can
see. The president does this. THe little old lady looks closely at his
balls and then asks if she can feel them. "Well, OK" says the president,
$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure".
Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the
wall and he asks the old lady , "What is wrong with your lawyer?" She
replies, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that by 10 AM today I'd
have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hands!"

That is too freakin funny!

ohhhhhhhh that is soooo bad, funny but bad

Yep... only in Canada i guess.

good one,Hoss!!

ROFLMAO,OVER AND OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

way to go Hoss, old joke but still very funny

Great One Hoss, I'll have to spread that one around