In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the
relatives gathered in the waiting room.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he
surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but is the only hope."

"Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will
have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We
have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

used abused an wore out

Wait...what I'm laughing about.

And this from a woman who had everything but her head buried in the sand.

Yeah, and you only get half a brain for that $200.





I think I am in trouble now.....

Ahh, but I was smart enough to keep my head from being buried in the sand.

Think you are correct. Quick get your foot out of your mouth so you can run faster.

awesome!!!
women rock!!!

Oh, yeah, you're gonna hear about it.

It didn't say half a brain. It said that a women's brain has been used and that's insinuating that the men's brain has not been used.

Hmph. Grumble, grumble, half a brain.

Take a breath....then you can run faster.

Yes, it's been used and abused and is all worn out.

Radiance....How is my "sister-in-law" doing?

I can catch him. He's going to hear about it.