There was once a Truck Driver who was almost always on the road. One particular day he was driving along a route that he had done a few times before. Up the road a bit he sees a man dressed from head to toe in Yellow. This yellow dressed man was seemingly waving and motioning to him to get him to stop so, he complied and stopped the truck.

"Hi, can I help you?" Said the Truck Driver. "Yes, I am the Yellow Bastard of the road and I want something to drink and I want it now!!" Blurted out the yellow-dressed man.

"Geez, alright, relax." Said the Truck Driver. He then went into his truck looked around and found a soda, handed it to him, and then continued on his way.

A while later along the same highway, he came across a second man who this time was dressed from head to toe in Red. Again, this man was signaling to him to stop. So, wondering what this man wanted he stopped his truck.

"Hi, can I help you sir?" Said the Truck Driver." Yes, I am the Red Bastard of the road and I want something to eat and I want it now!!!" Screamed the Red-Dressed man. "Alright, Alright, relax." Said the Truck Driver. "I'll see what I can do."

He went into his truck, looked around and found a sandwich. He handed it to him and then continued on his way.

Some more time passes and again he comes across a third guy who this time is dressed from head to toe in blue.

"Oh great! Not another one of these idiots." Said the Truck Driver to himself. "I don't care what he wants, I am not stopping my truck."

But of course this blue-dressed man was very persistant. He jumped into the middle of the road, held out his hands in a "I want you to stop" kind of way and screamed. "STOP YOUR TRUCK!!!"

The Truck Driver slammed on the brakes, ripped open his door and ran over to the blue-dressed man. He was pissed off.

"Let me guess. You're the Blue Bastard of the road, and what the **** do you want??!?! He screamed angrily.

"Your license and registration please."

I'man ex truck driver and that was very funny

I am a tow truck driver & yes it is funny. cuz i never ran into the yellow, or red men, but i did run into the blue man a couple of times.