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An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, "Got drunk once and had sex with a pea****. I was just wondering if you were my son." |
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Lol...
Man, that must have been some good liguor. I got drunk once and ended up in another state. I can't remember what I was drinking that night. Maybe it's best I don't. |
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I feel you man,,trust me ,,I did some **** in my past Im glad i cant
remeber,,lol,,hell and some of the **** I wish i did ,,for the fact of just having a laugh...... |
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wrong funny but soooo wrong
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But once again ,,so funny,,and true,,,,,
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