BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to
refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's
the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an
element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the
necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging
beside the grill
Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the rest of the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Here comes another important part:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN
(8) The woman brings the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, and sauces to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
Here comes the most important part:
(10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women…

Ain't that the truth.

Yup!

Did she ever bring the other beer