No matter what Morris did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.

Since a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decided to consult a marriage counselor.

The counselor listens to their story, strokes his beard, & makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize, & should bring on an orgasm."

They go home & follow the counselor's advice. They hire a handsome young man, & he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help, & the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the counselor.

"Okay,"he says to the husband, "Try it in reverse. Have the young man make love to your wife, & you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the counselor's advice. They go home, & hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife, & the husband waves the towel. The wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man, & says to him triumphantly:

"You see, you schmuck,
THAT'S how you wave a towel!"