thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps
we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a fewinches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simplycouldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into thebathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker, "It's not talcum powder......it's 'Miracle Grow'.

hahaahahhahha! lol That is way cute!

that's just sad

Perfect!!