{{Everyone is in such a hurry to scream ''racism'' these days!}}
A customer asked, ''In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?''
The clerk looks at him and says, ''Are you Polish?''
The guy (clearly offended) says, ''Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.''
''If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?''
''Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?''
''Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?''
''Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?''
''Would you? Would you?''

The clerk says, ''Well, No!''
''If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?''
''Well, I probably wouldn't!''
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, ''Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish,just because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, ''Because you're in Home Depot.''