Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

(MUST READ OUT LOUD)...

1. That's not right............. sum ting wong

2. Are you harboring a fugitive.......Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. See me ASAP...........Kum Hia

4. Stupid Man...........Dum Fuk

5. Small Horse..........Tai Ni Po Ni

6. Did you go to the beach.........Wai Yu So Tan

7. I bumped the coffee table.........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8. I think you need a face lift.........Chin Tu Fat

9. It's very dark in here........ Wai So Dim

10. I thought you were on a diet......Wai Yu Kum Ching

11. This is a tow away zone..........No Pah King

12. Our meeting is schedule next week.......Wai Yu Kum Nao

13. Staying out of sight...............Lei Ying Lo

14. He's cleaning his automobile.......Wa Shing Ka

15. Your body odor is offensive.......Yu Stin Ki Pu

16. Great.......................Fa Kin Su Pah

now we know

and never go to a chinese beauty shop cuz in an hour you'll be ugly again

now i will never walk in a chinese resturant the way i used to all the time

man with hernia - un hung lo