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Topic: "9 WORDS WOMEN USE
samberley Joined Thu 06/05/08 Posts: 15	Sat 06/14/08 07:07 AM
"9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing. ) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying f ____ YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Gita36 Joined Sun 03/09/08 Posts: 372	Sat 06/14/08 07:10 AM


CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Sat 06/14/08 07:10 AM
I get them back by faking my orgasms.

samberley Joined Thu 06/05/08 Posts: 15	Sat 06/14/08 07:11 AM


Gita36 Joined Sun 03/09/08 Posts: 372	Sat 06/14/08 07:12 AM
Who let you look at the official manual! That stuff is a secret, now i'm gonna have to change the darn thing again!!!

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Sat 06/14/08 07:12 AM
Whatever

CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Sat 06/14/08 07:12 AM
Whatever That's freakin' gold baby ....

samberley Joined Thu 06/05/08 Posts: 15	Sat 06/14/08 07:15 AM
Whatever

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sat 06/14/08 07:15 AM
That list is sooooo true!

sunneedaze Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 236	Sat 06/14/08 07:16 AM
and we mean it

Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Sat 06/14/08 07:19 AM
WTF

cancarian69 Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 329	Sat 06/14/08 07:19 AM
OMG a man that understands us!!!!! dude spread the word!!!! over and over and over!!!!.....LMAO

cancarian69 Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 329	Sat 06/14/08 07:20 AM
Sorry....a woman!!

Gita36 Joined Sun 03/09/08 Posts: 372	Sat 06/14/08 07:25 AM
OMG a man that understands us!!!!! dude spread the word!!!! over and over and over!!!!.....LMAO cancarian69 someone took your underwear . I got some boxers you can put on sister.

Godschosengirl Joined Fri 09/07/07 Posts: 2491	Sat 06/14/08 07:27 AM
WOW!!! he gets it!!

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 06/14/08 07:29 AM
I say one thing , but I really mean another!!

Godschosengirl Joined Fri 09/07/07 Posts: 2491	Sat 06/14/08 07:32 AM
OMG a man that understands us!!!!! dude spread the word!!!! over and over and over!!!!.....LMAO cancarian69 someone took your underwear . I got some boxers you can put on sister. I have some shorts...

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 06/14/08 07:34 AM
Now that you have figured out the codes, they coming for you!! The secret must be kept

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Sat 06/14/08 07:37 AM
"9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing. ) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying f ____ YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. A couple of words of warning.............. Number 1. NEVER ever post a toughie like this when you're sort of new to a forum of women who are trained Amazon warriors Number 2. Pack up and leave town ( for your own safety's sake)

Gita36 Joined Sun 03/09/08 Posts: 372	Sat 06/14/08 07:38 AM
OMG a man that understands us!!!!! dude spread the word!!!! over and over and over!!!!.....LMAO cancarian69 someone took your underwear . I got some boxers you can put on sister. I have some shorts... cancarian must have met my ex he stole all my underwear (creep) so I fired him.