Bill has been working his ass off lately.Becoming very stressed out,and
he has been seeing a phychiatrist the doctor told Bill to go to his
cabin in Alaska.Finally Bill couldn’t take it anymore.He called his
doctor ,and said he stressed out and fixing to jump out the window to
end it all.The doctor calmed him down while at the same time he made
Bill reservations on a flight to Alaska to the cabin.Bill said I cant go
what about my wife and my kids? The doctor told him not to worry I have
already taken care of that Bill just go.Bill went got on the plane and
made it to Alaska.He was in the town to get supplies when he saw a bar .
Bill went in looked around and hollered "Wheres all the women at"? The
bartender said "What women there ain’t no women around here"!Gimme a
beer said Bill.Sitting at the bar he asked "What do y’all do when you
want some"? Bartender replied"Oh we just go see ole Joe about that".Bill
said "I can’t do that"!Bill finished his beer,got his supplies and went
up to the cabin.He fished and hunted sang to himself.Running out of
supplies he went back down to town after a month stopped first at the
bar.He went in and Hollered"WHeres all the women at"?Bartender replied"I
told you already there ain’t no women around here we go and see ole
Joe"!Bill said gimme a beer then!Sitting at the bar Bill looked up to
the bartender and asked "Supposing I was ,but I’m not like that.Who all
would have to know"?
The bartender thought for a minute and said" 5! Well theres you and me
of course.Then there is the two other guys that have to hold ole Joe
down because ole Joe ain’t like that either!